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What GUIDE FOR GIRLS
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Gal's Guide To Asking Someone Out
There's this cute guy you're interested in. You've done everything
you possibly could to attract attention! You've tried pouting your
lips, crossing your legs, doing up your hair... nothing seems to
work.
The thing is... unlike with men, it's against tradition for a lady
to ask someone out. Why? Who knows.
A girl who dares to ask someone out usually ends up being labeled
cheap. The trick lies in getting him to ask you out. There are many
ways to do this, but in my opinion, the easiest way is to flatter
him.
Guys love attention. They're a proud, vain self-conscious lot, constantly
looking for the nearest mirror or reflective panel to admire their
egoistic self.
Step #1
Imitate his movements. When he yawns, yawn as well. When he crosses
or uncrosses his legs, do the same. Laugh at his jokes, no matter
how distasteful they might be.
Step #2
Rearrange your hair in front of him. guys love this. For more oomph,
get him to arrange your hair with a hairpin or something. He definitely
won't know how to do it properly, but getting your hair done nicely
is besides the point. They feel really flattered when you do this.
Step #3
Brush your arm against his body and then say, "Sorry."
Works most times. Before leaving, ask for his phone number.
The perfect ending would result in him asking you out. But alas,
most men are complete nincompoops when it comes to interpreting
body language, so you may have no other choice but to ask him out
yourself, as explained in the next chapter.
Asking
Him Out Yourself
There is nothing wrong with a girl asking a guy out. Repeat after
me, "There is nothing wrong with a girl asking a guy out."
Got that? Good.
This is the Millenium. Girl power rules. Women are the most awesome
power on the planet, and nothing can stand in your way. Except men.
Darn it.
Okay, the first thing you need to get used to is rejection. Men
face it all the time. Women might find the initial post rejection
trauma a little strange, but with enough practice, you'll get over
it.
Warning
However, some men do get a little annoyed when asked out by a girl.
Being men, they want to do the hunting, chasing etc. They're little
minds get all confused when you do their "job" for them.
And if, let say, heaven forbids, he rejects you, you could be branded
as desperate.
You have been warned. Still interested? Okay, read the next chapter
to find out what is the "Magic Line" for women.
The
Magic Line
Remember this line. If need be, write it down and hide it under
your pillow.
"I think you're kinda cute. Wanna do something together sometime?"
Guys love being called cute. In fact, it's the ultimate compliment.
Hopefully, they'll be respond positively, and your hard work won't
be for nothing.
Now, he can't say, "Sorry, I'm not free" because you haven't
set the time yet. In fact, you have not even asked him for a date
yet! Nothing's official so if he wants to back out, he can do so
in a way that won't make you too embarrassed. Now is your chance
to observe his reaction. If he mutters something about not being
free or having a malignant tumor, quit while your ahead. For all
you know, he might have a change of heart and ask you out instead!
If his tone was positive, continue with something to the tune of
"So what do you want to do? What about..
This
is used to stroke his ego. He's probably thinking, "Wow, she
wants my opinion! I could live with that."
This method is best used face to face. It might be easier for you
to ask him out on the phone but remember, its always easier for
him to reject you over the phone as well.
Dating
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